Anniversary cards for the 21st century

Your spouse fell in love with you, married you, and actually consented to create tiny people with you. And when you get to the Happy Anniversary section of the greeting card display, what are your choices? Gold-trimmed champagne glasses …

Anniversary cards for the 21st century
Your spouse fell in love with you, married you, and actually consented to create tiny people with you. And when you get to the Happy Anniversary section of the greeting card display, what are your choices? Gold-trimmed champagne glasses with sappy poems in curly script. Or fart jokes.
If that's not your style, skip the sap and crap and click over to see the new anniversary cards by CMP favorite shop, mom-run Alternative Greetings.

Our love is here to stay. Our wedding photos we should probably back up. Truer words were never said in the digital age, right?

There's another clever anniversary card to choose from from Kiki Parry's sometimes twisted mind, plus a ton of clever, cheeky greetings for pretty much any occasion. All guaranteed to be better than anything with Garfield on it. ~Delilah

The Love is Here to Stay card is so new that it isn't up on the Alternative Greetings site yet, but you can email Kiki to snap one up. She even does custom cards!

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